Thursday, July 7, 2005

Pahile Mulgi ... Pahile Kaanda Pohe


Sandhyakali saha chya sumaraas, Joshi tyaanchya bayko wa suputri barobar avtarrle. Laambachya pravasacha thakava tighaachya hi cheherya war disat hota. Aai babaanni tyaanna basavile wa paani dile. Te settle zhalya nantar tyanchya va aai babaanchya gappa chalu zhalya. Pravas kasa zhala, gadi welewar poochali na, ghar shodhatana traas zhala ka ityadi prashna-uttaraanchi devan ghevan zhali.

Me aapla tichya 'bang opposite" basun manachya chanchaltela cheheryawar yenya pasun thambavat hoto. Ata tichya kade baghayche ka nahi. Baghitle tar kiti wel tila 'sample' karta yeil jyani karun tiche palak offend nahi honaar. Sade char second chya nazaret me ticha lal color cha punjabi dress, silver color che nail polish, kajal lavalele dole, red color chich lipstick, tikli na aselela mastak baghitla. Ek vichar manatun sagalya haasya nasaanna sanket deun gela ... "Baazigar madhalya Shilpa Shetty la jar gori keli, kivva Karan Arjun madhalya Kajol la gori va kami jaad keli tar hichya sarkhya disteel" .... ani mazhya cheherya war smeeta haasya ale.

Na jaano ka, pan babaana na watale ki me tyanna signal deto ahe. Patkan mhanale "Tumhala doghanna bolayche asel tar mag tumhi khali jaun ek chakkar marun ya." Tun karun ti uthali ani darvajya pashi jaun sandal ghalu lagali. Amhi khali utarlo va colony chya zhopalya war jaun basalo. Ayushyaat la pahila kaanda pohe session ani me muli barobar zhopalyawar .... Kay romantic nasheeb hota mazha. Pan far wel kahi te tikla nahi ....

Pahilach kaanda pohe session aslya mule, muli shi exactly kay va kasa bolaycha he mala mahiti navhta. Mhanun mazhya maitrinin shi jasa gappa marto tasa tichyashi bolayla lagalo. Punya nagareet jaana yena hota ka, ithe alya nantar kasa watata, naveen kuthala picture baghitla, avadi nivadi kay, vachan kivva sangeetachi avad ahe ka, firayla jayla avadta ka ashya "to start a dialogue" prashnnanna 'han ani aahaan' uttara milali. Ekdum viz gelya nantar apan andharrat battery jashi chachpadto, tasaa me vishay shodhayla lagalo. Kahi vela chya shaantate nantar, kuthalach dusara vishay na milalya mule me anu-prashna chya upayog karayche tharavile. Anu bomb phutlya nantar jashi waat lagte, tasa anu-prashna vicharla ki samor chi vyakti kavari bawari hote asa mala mazhya kahi vivaheet mitra-mitraanni sangitla hota.

"TUZHYA APEKSHA KAY AHET HONARYA NAVARYA KADUN?"
"Changala hava to. Mhanje asa settled ... hmmmm"
"Settled mhanje nakki kay? Ani changala have mhanje?"
"Changala mhanje chan asava to"
"Barr ani settled in the sense?", changalya yha shabda cha vistaar aikun mala settled chi paribhasha aaiikaychich hoti
"Settled mhanje changala job hava, swatacha ghar hava, gadi havi"
"Swatacha ghar ... mhanje bhadya cha nako. Aai babaancha swatacha asla tar chalel na?"
"Aahaan, swatacha mhanje tyachya swatacha hava."
"Hmmm, mag 1 BHK asla tari chalel na"
"Nahi"
"Mag .... 2BHK?"
"Aahaan"
"3BHK?????!?!?!?", anu-prashna cha anu-uttar aaikun me garathnaar hoto ...
"Ho"

Tya 3BHK cha hokaar aikun me, gadi, hi Maruti 800 chalel na, ha prashna, prashnavalitun galun taakla. Tine kahi mazhya apeksha vicharlya nahit. Kahi wela nantar daasaanchi sakal zhali ani amhi warti gelo. Tichya babaanni mala ek don prashna vicharle va tyaani amcha nirop ghetla.

Ratri jeevan zhalya nantar shatapavle ghalayla me khali utarlo. Dokyat ekach vicharchakra chalu hote. Swatacha ghar asana hi apeksha kahi astronomical nahiye. Pan sadhyachya flats che per square feet rate kay ahet, housing loan che rates kay ahet, mula che vay kay ityadi goshteencha hi vichar karna avashyak ahe. Dusarya kadun apeksha kartana, pahile apan swataha kiti kartrutvavaan ahot yhachi noond fakta mulaaneech ghaychi ka? Vastusthiteet jari mazhe swatache ghar asle, tari tine mala yha karna mule ho mhanane mala yogya watat navhte.

Aso .... phailyach kaanda pohe session nantar itka vichar tar pudhe kay, ha naveen prashna gheun bakichi pannas paule sampavli va ghari yeun zhoplo. Milind Ingle chya Garava album madhala gaana aathavla ....

Pahila paus ... pahili aathavan
Phaila gharta .... phaila aangan ....

2 comments:

Unknown said...

U R Toooooooooooooo Gooooooooooooooooood Yaar............I really cant stop laughing after reading it

Shirls said...

AMAZING post..really enjoyed readin it (took a while, tho...not too used 2 marathi :P )